Got a question about an upcoming show, a venue, a problem, a solution, booking stand-up comedy at your venue or event, or just want to idly chit-chat? You can reach Tom Scheve at 828.216.2331 or email@example.com.
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For inquiries about getting booked in Asheville, please feel free to contact us directly via 828.216.2331 or firstname.lastname@example.org. The best part is that we’re just going to soberly talk logistics and not feel any need to be wacky in our interpersonal and private communications, regardless of how many energy drinks were consumed during the composition or comprehensive penetration of this now mutually-tiresome page.
Do NOT contact the venues we book about getting booked in those venues, as the managers will then have to stop whatever it is they do when we’re not there to find our contact info to give to you and/or feel obliged to take down your info to send to us, as the venue management has brought us on to book comedy on their behalf so they won’t have to talk to you, period. Unfortunately, this continues to be a problem, but only with inexperienced comedians, and badgering the venues to get booked will yield highly unsatisfactory results. Unless you really, really want to get booked, in which case you would do anything on earth to achieve your Asheville booking dreams without letting anything, anyone, or any “Contact Us” page stand in your way. No, seriously, don’t do it. Or is this just a “Fight Club” type initiation test to see how committed you are to getting booked? It’s really not, don’t do it. Sadly, your reluctance to go ahead and annoy the venue management informs us of everything we need to know DO NOT DO IT. Huh, guess you don’t have what it takes. We will hate you if you bother the venues about getting booked. And you’re going to let that stop you, very disappointing. Seriously, do[n’t do] it, we’re not kidding ;)
Just email us at email@example.com.